What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Discover the innovation behind the cancer test that identifies tumor markers in blood samples long b...
My mom was never good at it, and as an opioid addict, Dad got custody when they divorced in my 15th...
Yes this was in 5th grade I’m in 6th grade now. I’m 11, 4,10 ft tall and she’s 40, 5,11 ft taller th...
Why are people answering someone so stupid that they'd be executed in ancient times? The fact that F...
Here’s what you do. First, you google “piano moving services in (my city).” A lot of cities have com...
China was treated like dirt by “Westerners’ for several hundred years. Their achievements, both cult...
One of the easiest and most affordable ways to decorate your house creatively is with LED strip ligh...
Please cite an actual instance of this happening. Note that any subject involving existence of deiti...
Neighbors never try to tell me what to do because I’m crazy as hell. This busybody one next door, wh...
Yes, sometimes. I know a pastor who had an affair with his secretary for over two years. He said it...
The Disciplinary Barracks on Ft. Leavenworth is a military institution through and through. The guar...